“ Oh Amygdala, have mercy on the poor bastard! ”
Do I ever know what I'm doing?
(sorry if y'all came here from a submission I sent to a blog and didn't find what you expected)
“ Oh Amygdala, have mercy on the poor bastard! ”
devil may happy :)
Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?
critique my post ever again and devil may angry
Your top didn’t top you, you bottomed your top. Use language of empowerment sisters!
THE LORD OF THE RINGS (1978)
gandalf got jukes
No, Bryan, I’m not a top because of internalized homophobia. I’m a top because of internalized hemorrhoids.
Thanks.
kadabra following you is literally terrifying
Hanzo thinks everyone who listens to him is his therapist
Someone on the bus: [bumps into hanzo] oh sorry
Hanzo: no, I deserve it. You see, ten years ago, I committed a horrible crime,
WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS LMFAOOOOO
She’s looking out for you today
she’ll never fucking take me alive, I don’t fear her anymore
I talk to myself way too much like I’ll be pumping gas or in the grocery store, then I’ll be thinking about some dumb meme that was like “spare dick sir?” And say it out loud to myself and be like “that shit killed me” and i know seeing me from afar im giving crackhead energy probably
This is the one that kills me
the slain comrade:
his successor:
If you all start making rage comics but with emojis instead I’m going to start a war
this is your final warning.
